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My penis and scrotum were burning like hell



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AUSTRALIA: Woman who set husband's testicles on fire charged with murder
Greek woman sets fire to British tourist's genitals

Woman who set husband's testicles on fire charged with murder

A woman has been charged with murder after allegedly setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair.

Prosecutors told the Adelaide Magistrates Court on Monday that 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbors that she set her husband on fire on December 8, 2008, after she saw him hug another woman.

She was initially charged with endangering life and arson but the charges were upgraded to murder after her 47-year-old husband, Satish Narayan, died from his injuries last week.

Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Narayan told neighbors she was a "jealous wife" but she hadn't meant to kill him when she doused the sleeping man's genitals with an alcohol-based solvent and then set him on fire.

Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else ... I didn't mean this to happen."

The husband jumped out of bed and knocked over the bottle of alcohol, causing the fire to spread and resulting in 1 million Australian dollars ($715 million) of damage to their town house and an adjacent property, the Adelaide Advertiser reported.

Narayan was remanded in custody for psychological assessment and will reappear in court Friday. She has been charged with murder, arson and three counts of endangering life, as the couple's three children were at home during the incident.

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Greek woman sets fire to British tourist's genitals

Hot stuff ... the Greek woman is said to have poured an alcoholic drink on his genitals

A DRUNKEN British tourist had his testicles and penis set alight for allegedly attempting to sexually assault a woman.
A 26-year old Greek woman is said to have poured an alcoholic drink on his genitals and set him on fire after he assaulted her in a crowded bar in Crete.

The police report said the British tourist took down his trousers and started waving his genitals at a number of girls in the bar, reports the UK's Daily Telegraph.

He is then said to have "forcefully fondled" the 26-year old Greek woman, asking her to take hold of his genitals.

After asking him to stop harassing her, the Greek woman is said to have poured the alcoholic drink Sabucco on his genitals, before seizing a lighter and setting fire to the alcohol-drenched genitals.

The Briton is currently in a private clinic in Heraklion, the capital of Crete, being treated for second degree burns to his testicles and penis.

However, the Greek woman has become an overnight national hero and has been praised by doing the right legal thing – turning herself over to police and the courts to be put on trial.

The magistrate and prosecutor unanimously agreed to set the woman free pending trial, an indication that they accepted her argument that she "acted in justified self-defence".

A small crowd is reported to have shouted "bravo, bravo", as she was led away by police.


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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Lost in translation

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a highland burn.
A gamekeeper shouts; 'Dinnae drink tha water! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'

The man replies; 'My good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that in English for me?'

The keeper replies: 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!

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