Generally, this will not be a concern until you are promoted to an executive position. But once you've created the illusion that you serve even the slightest purpose at your place of "business," there's no telling how far you'll go. In the real working world, productivity is all a matter of appearances.
Appearance:
You are urgently plugging numbers into a complicated spreadsheet.
Reality:
You are playing Tetris.
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Appearance:
You are tapping away on calculator keys, helping out the accounting department.
Reality:
You are paying your electric bill.
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Appearance:
You are reading the System Procedure.
Reality:
You are reading the TV guide you placed in the System Procedure.
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Appearance:
You are staring at an empty computer screen, absorbed in deep thought.
Reality:
You have pressed "Escape" just in time, erasing a MacDraw portrait entitled "Supervisor with Pitchfork Wound Clinging to a Cliff"
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