Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield
Arrogant and right is surely better than humble and wrong.
Geoff Arbuthnot
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Roger
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