How to get permission to play golf...

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation took place..............

First Guy
'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.'

Second Guy
'That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third Guy
'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him, 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?'

Fourth Guy
'I just set my alarm for 5.30 a.m. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on the arse and said, 'Golf course or intercourse?' She replied, 'Remember to wear sun-block.'