Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.
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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
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When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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